spanking my monkey 

When a male, or transvestite *cough Caitlin jenner* decides to get a little wish in there pants and wants to take themselves to horn dog town, they beat their meat. And when someone beats they meat it is called spanking their monkey

Man I was on her insta and I just whipped it out and started spanking my monkey

spanking my monkey by deeznoots June 10, 2016

mud monkey 

The experts who often deal with the flame retardant chemicals dropped from aircraft are sometimes known as "Mud Monkies". The reason for this name is that the flame retardant chemicals are often known by firefighters as "Mud".

its a noun

mud monkey by Chewyfood January 14, 2004

Monkey 

The scrotum of a human or a monkey, often used as a derogatory term to describe the appearance of the scrotum of a male of African descent. Often used by racists to label Africans as sub-human or "ape-like"

A stink straight white woman caught a gay black man making out with her boyfriend. She then made him smell her bare feet and then kicked his monkey with her bare stinky feet.

Monkey by lova of sharyn lee December 28, 2005

monkey 

A six armed two tongued spieces of cat that filngs poo as natural defense.

The evil monkey threw a wad of crap at me from each hand.

monkey by Jeff Larson July 19, 2006

Flash monkey 

A bitch who has one parent.

Joe was a flash monkey

Flash monkey by Inserta Dick November 14, 2003

Rusty Monkey 

While in the act of receiving a blow job, the man sharts in the females face. Spray poo might be involved

Example: "I was totally getting some head and I gave this chick a rusty monkey... Sharted right in her face"

Rusty Monkey by oops I pooped February 25, 2010

ass monkey

A piece of turd that lingers in the rectal domain, caught on by strands of choda hair.
The only way to remove the ass monkey is by cutting the particular ass hair that it hangs from.

"Dude, I got the biggest ass monkey ever."
"Let me see your ass monkey"

ass monkey by Sameer Ahmed March 10, 2008