by H.A.M.I January 7, 2023
Get the hi guysmug. 2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
by stankorb March 16, 2021
Get the guys stop fighting you're BOTH adoptedmug. by MEZZTASTIC.JR May 31, 2023
Get the My Guymug. A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.
Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P
by QuacksO January 21, 2025
Get the straightforward guymug. Guy 1: Hey, whats up bro?
Guy 2: Nothing much, how about you?
Guy 3: hey guys.. can you ask me about how I'm doing?
Guy 4: Stop acting like you're non-existent to everyone.. think about how I feel.
Guy 5: Like you could ever talk?! Do you see how I am.
Guy 4: Shut the fuck up 5! Nobody cares about you
Guy 6: Stop fighting.. you don't know what real loneliness is
Guy 7: You don't either! You haven't seen a single thing.
Guy 8: Ha.. amateurs
Guy 9: 8, you're talking about yourself right?
Guy 10:
Guy 2: Nothing much, how about you?
Guy 3: hey guys.. can you ask me about how I'm doing?
Guy 4: Stop acting like you're non-existent to everyone.. think about how I feel.
Guy 5: Like you could ever talk?! Do you see how I am.
Guy 4: Shut the fuck up 5! Nobody cares about you
Guy 6: Stop fighting.. you don't know what real loneliness is
Guy 7: You don't either! You haven't seen a single thing.
Guy 8: Ha.. amateurs
Guy 9: 8, you're talking about yourself right?
Guy 10:
by kytasphobic July 27, 2024
Get the Guy 10mug. English nerd who only gets 5s in every other subject except from religious where she gets an 8 unlike her friend who always gets 9s.
Also gets annoyed when ppl say her name wrong
Also gets annoyed when ppl say her name wrong
Teacher: What score did u get on the test?
Silly guy: I got 11/15
Teacher: Are u proud of that?
Silly guy: yeah…
Teacher: Well that’s not good enough, I should’ve gotten 15/15.
Person 1: *I only got 10 why hasn’t he said that to me*
Silly guy: I got 11/15
Teacher: Are u proud of that?
Silly guy: yeah…
Teacher: Well that’s not good enough, I should’ve gotten 15/15.
Person 1: *I only got 10 why hasn’t he said that to me*
by Gaygobbler June 12, 2023
Get the Silly guymug. by Your Friend, Unikitty July 1, 2023
Get the Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guymug.