The Rick Friend

This term typically refers to the friend who denies plans all the time just to jork his/her peen to the thought of his/her friends

Mary: Hey johnson wanna hang out later
Johnson: no

Mary: okay
Johnson: *jorks his peen to the thought of mary bc hes the rick friend*

by jophndon June 9, 2024

Sticky Friend

A Sticky Friend is someone you occasionally have coitus with, but still hang out with. Should not be confused with “friends with benefits” which is not nearly as social.

Oh hey Jake, this is Laura, my sticky friend

by OmercNeb August 2, 2025

Plotnic Friend

A friend of the opposite sex (often a stripper or lion tamer but not a prerequisite) who is quite expensive to get to know. Not to be confused at all with a platonic friend, who is a friend of the opposite sex with no attractions to one another.

At present there is only one documented case of a plotnic friendship. More research needs to be done to give examples.

by Awisedrunk November 6, 2012

Friends

Something you don’t have

“You have no friends”

by Ur a loner April 28, 2022

Friend

include (someone) in a contact list linked to a social networking site.

29 people have friended me, but I haven't reciprocated.

by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024

Friends

Ugly ass bitches

I hate my friends

by danielsfruity123 August 15, 2021

Friends of Serra Mesa Library

A sociable organization that's an awesome place to volunteer and make friends while getting the best deals on books. Common misconceptions of being mean, conniving, rude and extremely well-read (this part is true and makes them dangerous).

Friend 1: Let's contribute to society and volunteer for Friends of Serra Mesa Library

Friend 2: Can I just support by buying their books and throwing money at them?

Friend 1: Yes.

by SMFOL November 23, 2021