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Fart

The best thing to do when somebody asks you if you will marry them.
"Will you marry me?" Fart. "Oh. Ok."
by WHATCHU DUUUUU May 22, 2019
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Herald fart

1. n. A trumpeting sonic eruption that signals the impending arrival of a glorious turd.
"As I sat grunting in the mall toilet stall, several herald farts signified that my efforts were soon to be rewarded."
by Trap Dandy June 3, 2019
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corn farting

Corn farting is that that mess at bottom of the corn popper that is all yellow looking. So, how do you wipe the yellow stuff off the white fluffy stuff?
Corn Farting: Even scrubbing it won't get all the corn farting out of your popcorn popper.
by Bubba from Georgia June 11, 2019
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Fart

A thing between the butt cheeks that ruins relationships
Female:*farts*
Male: ew did you just fart
Female: yeah, it's the human body, get over it
Male: you're gross. I now hate you.
by Lightbulb24 June 13, 2019
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Foogie Fart

A foogie fart is when you fart while at a disco.
Her: Hey, it smells awful in here.
Him: Yeah, I think someone foogie farted.
by Nemeghost September 16, 2019
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Jamaican Dick Fart

Adjective. -A word used to describe a certain individual of whom you dislike. A term mainly used during frustrating situations when you’re in need of using a harsh curse word.
Verb- Monquief
“Hey Russian friend who always bums juul rips off of me you’re such a fucking Jamaican dick fart.”
by J_Wilkyyy September 17, 2019
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fart

a descriptive word for something that sucks
"that album is fart"
by fartontherun September 23, 2019
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