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The Black Hand of Sauron

The Black Hand was the greatest and the most feared of Sauron's Black Captains during the late Third Age. He personally killed the family of Talion (a ranger of the Black Gate), both his wife and his son, and then proceeded to slit the throat of Talion himself.
“You cannot escape us.”
-THE BLACK HAND OF SAURON.
by GoDoSomethingProductive March 31, 2021
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Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*
Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."

Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."

Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."

Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨

*Tonberry noises ensue*

Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
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Indiana Hand Fart

When you fart in your hand and you throw it down your friends mouth.
Jim gave betes a Indiana Hand Fart and he could taste it in his tonsils.
by big_stroker January 16, 2021
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chucky two hands

A former waiter turned bailiff in Riverside who eats his donuts with 2 hands.
You Chucky two hands was eating his Boston Cream with both hands.
by Bailiff Ray T December 13, 2023
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Hands Like Houses

"Son, I share your windward dreams to soar from this little town, of shacked up windows and swinging doors..."
- "Antarctica" by Hands Like Houses from their debut album Ground Dweller.
by 7568ino May 11, 2024
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Snowman Hand

adj. To have semen all over your hand(s) from either yourself, or a boyfriend after coming. Usually results from unexpected climax.
Lady: My boyfriend didn't warn me before he came, so he gave me a serious case of snowman hand.

Dude: The picture of Angelina Jolie on the cover of Marie Claire made me nut so fast I gave myself snowman hand.
Other Dude: You read Marie Claire?
by KamiChan January 24, 2012
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