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John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others. His motives are unclear - though he is clearly an agent of chaos.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021
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John Lale

'John Lale' is South Walian slang for bailing on an event, most commonly the pub or 5-a-side football.
He's only gone and John Laled
by JohnLale December 31, 2024
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john ross robertson ps

a school in toronto where all the rich white kids go. all the boys are short asf, and most are usually loud and annoying. all the girls have the newest iphones, even the kids in 1st grade cuz their rich asf
kid: hey what school do you go to?

kid 2: john ross robertson ps

kid 1: damn i feel bad for u
by uglybitch69 January 31, 2023
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John

A guy who says he will treat you right but actually won’t because he’s too full of himself and he won’t treat ur friends right either so leave him now before it’s too late. Also his name starts with a j and is just such a bad sign already. He may be skinny and seem nice to you but he’s different to others and ur friends.
John may look cute and all but he’s just a big wimp
by bihgonbeabih2115 April 10, 2023
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john haworth

a man with a big fat dick, all the girls and the gays want to give him a taste
by cumslut24 November 6, 2020
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John

Its me!!!
Im john :)
by ♫musicnote♫ July 12, 2024
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st. johns orphanage

very cool orphanage for all my ass cousins
have you gone to st. johns orphanage?
no whats it like there?
my ass cousins
by wafflespot December 23, 2020
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