Sexting blue Balls (SBB)

When a girl fail to give a satisfying conclusion to her increasingly compelling description of any kind of erotical/ sexual activity, and leave you stranded with a useless electronic boner. The arm of choice for this kind of treacherous behaviour is obviously the text message, altough it has been reported that some tormentors are brave enough to do it through Whatsapp, killing their social presence (as they have to close the app) for the mere pleasure of knowing that your cum will sit tight.

Girl "I would kiss your lips, then your cheeks"

then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"

"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"

"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :

Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"

by Alex Dürer November 29, 2017

Feeding fish at the blue lagoon.

This is a euphemism for going to the toilet - the blue lagoon is reference to the use of blue tablets that colour the water in the toilet.

Sorry I was late, I was feeding fish at the blue lagoon.

by Theodore H Biscuit October 14, 2010

art degree blues

When you graduate and realise making a hobby your job was a bad idea and you hate your job and / or you can’t find a job in the first place

q: "Who's that girl crying over there?"
a: "Oh, that's mia, she's got art degree blues."

by retski May 27, 2022

Blue headed molestation monkey

to refer to someone as a morally bankrupt, corrupt and sexually exploitative individual under a facade of being morally sound and generous to those who are weaker and in need; used to describe someone who is a member of the UN peacekeepers

I can't Steven became a UN peacekeeper and raped a 13 year old girl in that third world country, fuckin 'blue headed molestation monkey'.

by Fax Dispenser November 30, 2021

Blue

I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

"Hey Jeremy, why you so sad?" "I'm not sad I'm blue da ba dee da ba di"

by IWTFES March 6, 2022

6 stripe blue

Its like blue balls but for jiujitsu

Chris is a 6 stripe blue belt!

by Thenoshitsherlockholmes March 9, 2023

Blue Anon

A reactionary fabrication created to imply that there is an equal amount of fabrication and sesnationalism in the American poltical environment on the left and right.

Man, those QAnon guys are nuts!
They're not as bad as Blue Anon.
That's not a thing.

by IShouldntHaveToExplainThis March 23, 2021