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Dylan’s Mom

One of the most sweet, awesome, funny moms I’ve ever met! Gave birth to 3 killer kids, one who I’m especially fond of.
by andrew garfield’s wife November 21, 2021
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Ur Mom

It is a basic way to ignore answering a question. It can also be used to come-back from a burn, however most people don't think it to be a very good come-back. The main use of it is between 7-11 year old children.
"Hey, want some pizza? I just bought it-"

"Ur mom"
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(In an argument)

"At least I didn't eat the old cheese-it on the ground!"

"Ur mom"
by HarrysWizardingWorld April 7, 2022
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my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.
Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!
by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023
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your mom

a woman fatter than the earth that somehow gave birth to you
bro your mom so fat she took a spoon to the super bowl
by lihudfs March 22, 2022
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in your mom

Fatima: Hey where's mom?
Dad: i don't care bitch

mom: (currently has me inside her)

IM IN YOUR MOM BITCH EXPECT A NEW DAD
by Avlixn July 19, 2023
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ur mom

the person who gave birth to you without your permission or a stupid ass joke.
Ur mom: I brought you into this world and i can take you out of it!
Big Chungus Jr: you gave birth to me without my permission.

MicroChungus: Ur mom!
Big Chungus Jr Jr Jr Jr: ball turd
by ball turd November 5, 2022
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ur mom

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ur mom so fat
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