Helping Hand

Helping Hand: One you borrow off your partner when you fancy "a quick one off the wrist".

"Hey, wife: I want to crack one off and I've fallen out with my fingers so they're not speaking to me. Can I borrow some of yours? I need a Helping Hand...

by gmaleshemalefemalewhale December 4, 2020

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hand sanitizer

a chemical compound used to clean your hands and was a BIG THING in 2020 but now people just put scent in it. but honestly non flavored is better than coke ngl

bro this is 2020 go put on hand sanitizer covid type shit

by thefunniman10102020 October 26, 2022

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high from hand sanitizer

When you sniffed too much hand sanitizer you get real high, I can't stop laughing and then eventually you realize your high so that you stop acting like your high cuz you know your high.

Shhhh..... Laugh laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😃😄😅😆😂😃😄😅😆

Hey are you good bro

Yes I just inhell too much hand sanitizer

Nice bro so ur high from hand sanitizer

by Weirdo Chlo September 17, 2020

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Heavier handed

What a cop calls his public policy when he wants to look tougher to his viewing audience.

The cop wasn't getting any respect, so he tried to start heavier handed policies to fuck with people more and get their attention, since he thought nobody could get hit with a heavier hand and keep going. He thought that way because he was a joke.

by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020

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