up tank

When a drunk asshole takes a shit in the tank of your toilet rather than the bowl,as a joke.

I got drunk and up tanked at some fags house, he was pissed. Word bitch.

by Lester Diamond December 20, 2009

Haunching Up

Also See "Haunch it up". The act of expelling a very large amount of crap after having held it in for far too long.

Haunching up can take anywhere from 10 minutes to 1 hour. Prolonged periods of haunching up may lead to back problems and hemorrhoids.

Andi: Where's Kelsey? I haven't seen her for 2 hours.
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Ralph: She's in the bathroom "haunching up". Probably gonna clog up the toilet again!

by Ralph M. Frichtl January 27, 2010

Gun it up

To gun it up is to proper hard task or to complete a job with efficiency of gunning extra power. Or to bodge like a dog with the sillicon gun. Also death by gun it up due to hermetically sealing humans into a non british standard room.

Don't worry Billy Cob face, Bunce'll be here in a minute, and you know he loves to Gun it up

by Poohnut Flavour yoghurt January 24, 2011

Douchin it up

When ones actions are of douche nature.

Dude... You are sitting next to hot ass ladies. No need to be "douchin it up".

by MSStehcracker May 4, 2011

knuckling up

major shrinkage of a man's penis to the size of a finger between two knuckles

Wow it's cold out, I can barely see my dick, it must be knuckling up.

I don't have a micropenis, it's just knuckling up!

by Nasbaby December 17, 2010

armor up

To put on a condom before having sex.

Dude, that girl's a skank... make sure you armor up!

by JoeCamel1992 December 23, 2010

Moppin Up

Waiting until the end of the night to pull whatever girls are left. Usually by this point they all look like freddie Kruger or have a body weight equivalent to that of a small elephant. The art of clearing up all the left overs as you would with a dinner plate after a meal.

"Yo Alex, u pulled yet"?....."nah im gunna wait till the end n mop up"........................."guys check this out matts moppin up that horror show on the dance flooor"......"get in there Top Mopper"!!

by J to the R.O.C October 21, 2010