Man Whore

A guy who has meaningless, I say I care about your life and feelings now so I can get you naked later tonight after I deliver a massive dose of hot face goo so you feel special then say your mom was way better and get the hell out and never ever think about you again (except dime piece strippers, they get a call back) , sex with copious amounts of woman for satisfaction and a higher ranking amoung peers in the social hierarchy.

•Mom: You never come by the house any more! Are the 3 naked gingers in the hot tub over 18? How was finals week?

•College son: I know 2 are 21, the other one is questionable at best. It went along half decent I guess. Drank 4 kegs and only banged like 16-17 slutty sluts for the whole week, less than average but..... Whatever. I'm gonna go get hammered and watch Eastbound & Down, they'll wait!!! Love ya.

•Mom: Oh lawdy!! Your a man whore just like your father was until our honeymoon!! You Beta guys are all the same, Outlaws!!

by K•E•R•E•D•ROC May 14, 2011

Umbrella Man

The semi-creepy guy who spends his time walking around downtown Santa Cruz, CA. He walks approximately half a block an hour. He wears all pink and carries a Pink Umbrella, thus the name.

Hey, look! it's the Umbrella Man! Let's cross the street and stay away from him.

by 52479 October 16, 2008

man gina

when one tucks his ball sack under their legs, so protecting their nuts!
definition is also ment to look like a man with a faj :)

(faj = vagina)

If you find this article disturbing, im sorry but HAHA :p
If you find this article confusing, so do i :)

It has come to my attention, that Andrew Wilson has a Man Gina :)

by Big Hippo :) May 11, 2006

Boogie Man

n, A famed monster that is entirly made out of teeth. The tooth fairy sells all of her teeth to the Boogie Man, and then he pollishes them, and adds them to himself, and to his collection...

"Eric, the Boogie Man isn't real... Is he???"

by Jimmithy January 26, 2004

Man Up

Sticky Fingaz's song that was featured on the video game Def Jam: Fight For New York

That song is Hot New Shit.

by wcgold December 25, 2004

pres man

A person who has nothing good to say about themselves and insted makes false claims about naps men.

Look away son,its a pres man.

by squarerootofpi December 8, 2013

old man

the invisible old man that lives on pool tables who changes the direction of pool balls, making them go in impossible directions. he also bends you over and fucks you in the ass while you are losing a game, and if you are winning, he has already fucked you in the ass at an earlier time for payment.

How did I miss that shot? Old man, get off the table!

OLD FUCKING MAN!

by Rich, Andy, Nathan, Ryan, and Shawn June 11, 2006