why is my penis big

What you say when you look down and suddenly realise your in a room full of girls and you realise that you cock is fucking tiny, so you shout "Why is my penis so big", and everyone thinks you've got a fucking massive beast down there

Works everytime

John: Oh shit, why is my penis big!!!

Everyone else: Uwu fuck me now

by weeeel, i hope ur not pregnant November 23, 2020

Give to me your penis

When you require his penis but he has declined your polite request so now it shall be taken forcefully

Give to me your penis No ok mort take it from him

by Definitely not Schteevo1 June 27, 2022

the original pussy penis island

THE SMP OF pUssy pENis ISLanD

uHhh idfk Lfmao "the original pussy penis island "

by the_fuckin_chinkin_police June 1, 2021

Other-Persons-Penis-Phobia

Where you are afraid to touch another guys penis...

I have the phobia of another persons penis where someone could be like "GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND YOUR HOUSE KEYS OR I'LL TOUCH YOU WITH MY PENIS!" Then I'll give them my car, house keys, wallet, and wife

by Kama June 27, 2006

Fat Nigger penis 69

When a African male has a nigger penis

Yo fat nigger penis 69 yo the porn vids

by Penismanbutthole July 10, 2020

Your Mom Eats Penis

Ummm.... no real definition needed, just look at the phrase.

Your Mom Eats Penis better than Vadim does.

by Johnny Longhorn April 28, 2003

Double Fisted Penis Pull

The act of masturbating with two hands on the shaft.

John could have been in the Olympics he was a pro at the Double Fisted Penis Pull.

by ToddWinkelmier February 1, 2010