I've been John af today. Woke up at 5am. Did a five mile run... and consumed a balanced intake of physical and spiritual nourishment.
by chillydayswarmnights June 3, 2024
Get the John afmug. A John is a person who is very annoying and a person who always complains about something to someone. He is also very gay and always steals the chances you or your friend get.
Perhaps there is a John in your class who is the like this you can use it as
You: Dude that guys a JOHN!
Your Friend: Yeah Dude!
You: Dude that guys a JOHN!
Your Friend: Yeah Dude!
by Cryptic7509 November 15, 2022
Get the Johnmug. by UrineOverYourHead June 15, 2023
Get the John Waynemug. King Nasty. King to Queen Nasty. Father of Princess and Prince Nasty. Accompanied by The Duke of Nasty and the Duchess of Nasty.
Bend the knee. Bow before your king.
Bend the knee. Bow before your king.
by pixidust June 8, 2025
Get the John Pooremug. The part on a woman where the butt meets the upper thigh. John Mayer mentions this is his favorite body part on another person on Burning Questions with Ellen DeGeneres.
by jonrules11 April 14, 2024
Get the John Mayer spotmug. . Fast runner. Ugly. Broke. nickname KBL (king baby leg). A back surgeon, BBO CEO. Marvin best friend auntie baby cousin lil boy Friend. He is a good person. But deep down know’s he aint shit.
Girl i was feeling this one dude he seem to have potential until he start talking and i realized he aint shit. Didnt get his name i think he was a John
by Jrosssy January 31, 2020
Get the Johnmug. the meaning of John is a very ugly boy who has a crush on a fugly girl called Victoria who likes white strong boys dick from primary school
by johns bruda May 27, 2019
Get the johnmug.