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Lumber Jack Festival

Noun:: People wearing lots of flannel.
Geezus.. You know you're in Wisconsin by the lumber jack festival in here...
by SW3518 December 27, 2010
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Jacks

The Best Bar on Richmond Row in London Ontario. Students that go to The University of Western Ontario and Fanshawe College love Jacks because it has no cover and is absolutely awesome.

The line moves fast, and the upstairs plays either house/electronica similar to Deadmau5 on Wednesday nights, and soft guitar music (Beetles, The Tragically Hip) other evenings.

Downstairs Jacks is appropriately Buck Wild, with the top mainstream hits, drunk as hell students, and pool tables. There is a small squished dancefloor where guys grobe and girls all try to escape and dance on boxes from these octopus men.

Be Warned: The two bad things about Jacks are
1) They are strict on underage IDs

2) The bouncers like to beat the shit out of people and exert their bouncer power
Tanya: Where should we go tonight?

Wesley: It doesn't matter we know we are going to end up at Jacks.

Tanya: True, but Jordan got the shit kicked out of him there the other day

Wesley: Oh Well, he was probably wasted as usual, Jacks is still the best
by ilovebarslikeachamp December 16, 2010
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Urban Jacked

When you text a 'so called friend' a funny quote for urban dictionary and he puts it on there before you have chance.
"Yo Phil... Fully completely done me over yesterday bro he urban jacked my word man!"

Phil: "He completely urban jacked me the other day aswell!! God that boy has no banter"
by GRF10 December 16, 2010
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Sky Jacks

A condition of going into seizures of jumping jacks. Often caused by nervousness or stress. These seizures, which are also known as 'jack attacks', are most often seen in Ralph Drabble when he gets nervous.
Ralph: (panting) One, two, one two...

Patrick: Man, Dad, you're all sweaty. Are you nervous?

Ralph: Yeah, I'm doing some Sky Jacks to calm down.

Patrick: Mind if I join you? I'm kinda stressed too.

Ralph: Sure! (like a coach) Ready, begin!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 18, 2010
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cracker jack Realtor

slang for excellent quality, or fine ability in an occupation. In this case Realtor.
Rosemary whom is a superb Realtor introduces her associate Charlene and herself as cracker jack Realtors who will get the job done.
by cheyenne2364 September 22, 2010
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Speaker Jack

Most commonly occurring in a committed relationship or close proximity roommate situation. It is the act of putting ones own show/music/etc on speakers before the other domestic resident can put theirs on speakers, thus forcing them to use headphones. Most relevant when the other party had theirs on speakers first, and due to an interruption they paused/muted their sound, and upon cessation of the interruption, the first party puts their audible content on speakers.
- WTF? I was watching DS:9!
- Hah! Speaker Jacked, bitch!
by Shaytan July 5, 2010
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