Johns

When your a Quinn fucking John’s victim who gets victimized by everyone he interacts with.

Peter: who is a johns?

Steve: Quinn Fucking “Johns!!

by Geeker November 29, 2024

Straight John Porkin’ it

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask

Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’

by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024

Father John Misty

One of the best indie artist of all of the times, mahashmashana is his newest album to date, and his best (in my opinion fuck your opinion) is God's Favorite Customer

I have a big crush on Father John Misty
Father John Misty isn't that pedo priest from your church

by ThatGuyInAGasMask December 3, 2024

John

Definition 1: A generic noun

Definition 2: Replacement for "God"

Definition 3: Euphemism for sex

Definition 1: Bro, I just aced that John (John replacing "Test)

Definition 2: On John

Definition 3: Wanna John later tonight?

by ImaBigNerd December 3, 2024

John Maxing

Rotting all day inside while you are at college.

Bro stop John maxing there’s gonna be so many girls at bar, come with us

by John Klerr December 5, 2024

Rough John

A violent client as referred to by prostitutes; A wife beater;

Marsha: Dam Linda, wha happened to yo face?
Linda: Had a rough john trucker last night, at least he tip good.

Matt: Hey Sam, you heard Lucy is divorcing her husband?
Sam: No wonder, he was a rough john.

by rough john December 6, 2024

johning

Making excuses before a game start. Originated from a person named John who made a lot of excuses

"My friend started johning about controller issue before our 1v1 started"

by BigManStickmanDan December 8, 2024