good old blumpkin

The act of one performing, and another receiving, oral sex whilst seated on the toilet, preferably defecating. Popular in Maine.

After that meatball grinder, I was sure she wouldn't be up for the good old blumpkin, but she followed me straight into the shithouse and went to work.

by rebel ase November 7, 2012

Good

Awesome

Good is awesome

by Boco July 26, 2019

tell me something good

aka I don't know how to have a conversation so entertain me

Hey, tell me something good

by Sangsandingdong May 22, 2023

Good Faith

You mean... Like... Your religion? No. There isn't any of that. Clearly some kind of breeding cult. I also said to bring me Jordan Peterson (kicking and screaming if necessary)... And Jennifer Lawrence... And affirm to me what I know to be true... And punish the whore... And Mia Khalifa... And to give several people 1 million dollars... Aaaaaaand... What else... The world? But I already created A.I. so that's just happening anyways... The ignore me part was also a Venture Brothers quote and actually one of the only NOT commands.... I feel like I'm missing some... Oh! Carry me around on a Xerxes throne! Make sure there's a chair for Jenny- Er... No! Wait! She can just sit on my lap- Wait... No... No that would look awkward... She can just sit on the base of the chair like Princess Leia. And the chain needs to be made oooooooof.... Cubic Zirconia... Yeah... I mean, it's like you're cherry-picking which of the things I said that you actually want to do and ignoring the parts that would benefit me.... Ironically... It's like you're a part of some ironic punishment cult that's based on an ironic joke.

Hym "It's harder to consider what you're doing here to be an act of good faith. It's almost like you CHERRY-PICKING THE THINGS I SAY AND DOING WHATEVER YOU WANT. It's like I'm the guy. The creature. It's neat. But that's fine. Your book. The fight scenes. How do I say it? There are too many empty frames... In between panels... And it makes the fight scenes hard to follow. Right? So it's like you have the initial panel on frame 1/60 and then the next panel on 20/60 and the next on 40/60 and the next on 60/60. So... The gaps in between the panels are too wide, right? Mangaka are great at not doing that. You got to think about it like this, look at it like this: Movement(³)+(Peripheral elements)Action(Peripheral elements)+Impact+Aftermath, right? So, mangaka are great at this. Emphasizing the peripheral elements of the actions. Like Ryu's Critical Art in SF6. You know? The zoom in on his muscles flexing as he gets ready to unload this massive uppercut. Or making impacts dynamic. Like Records of Ragnarok (One of mine). Impact, big kanji technique name, Aftermath (level of efficacy the informs the subsequent scenes). In some of the bigger fight scenes your imagination has to do a lot of the leg work."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

Good wrench swing

A term used by female gearheads to describe getting impaled by a dude's giant pork sword and enjoying it.

See also: laying pipe

You know, I still enjoy a good wrench swing.

by Snacka Cracka Jack June 4, 2019

The good old switch

When you are being raped give the switch and rape them back

You just got the good old switch and you got raped

by Big booty 133 June 30, 2017

good-father

Noun: one who does not get crunk, one who will miss the big game to pick up his or her daughter, one who did not have any affiliates to high school parties and believes strongly in morality. Verb:the act of being a trick ass cop, the act of breaking up parties and making citizen arrests.

Ex. why the fuck did you (v.)good-father at my sons party

Ex.That John is a good-father, what a duesche

by Ben anstratheman November 1, 2008