A Tall, blonde twink who is obsessed with your mom jokes and Pharah from Overwatch. Thinks he's a celebrity when he really is not haha.
by BlizzyTurtleLibra May 10, 2023
Get the Cole D Brandonmug. To send someone an email where the only thing associated with the email is an attachment of a dick pick. Essentially the dick version of being Rick Rolled.
"Paul sent me the nastiest D-mail today! He said the attachment was of a the biggest thing imaginable, but it was just a picture of his dick!"
by D-mailer June 4, 2016
Get the D-mailmug. Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
by Lil2high July 21, 2024
Get the Tonka Truck dick (T²d)mug. A large burly man, absolute obsessed with earth working machinery, notably likes to yawn & say things like "im done" & "cuntz".. Generally from a small racist town, like T-BAR (or how the local crackheads say it to make it sound "kool"... with a "k").
by Mr Robdog December 8, 2023
Get the Tha Big Dmug. 1. Exclamation used when someone says anything about their girlfriend, mom, or sister. Used in situations where you really don't care about what they have to say.
2. For when someone doesn't feel like saying on my dick.
2. For when someone doesn't feel like saying on my dick.
by Mah Pie November 21, 2011
Get the is on my D!mug. 1. Something intended to be good but is labeled as bad.
2. Something that no one else thinks is good but is good in it's own way.
3. When it does matter what you are but what you become.
2. Something that no one else thinks is good but is good in it's own way.
3. When it does matter what you are but what you become.
by BlackBeach December 9, 2019
Get the B@Dmug.