OOH OOH WHAT IS THIS FOR PURRLÅT 

If someone plays a song and you think it’s a BANGER this is what you do say

- *playing a banger*

- OOH OOH WHAT IS THIS FOR PURRLÅT??

OOH OOH WHAT IS THIS FOR PURRLÅT by puttinuttigt February 1, 2023

Everyone Knows What a Horse Is 

A polish joke from the Encyclopedia "Nowe Ateny." When prompted with the definition of a horse, the encyclopedia read "Everyone Knows What a Horse Is."

In Poland, it means "there is no point in discussing the obvious."

Polish man 1: "I hate my coworker. This dumbass really said 'the sky is blue'"
Polish man 2: "No shit, right? Everyone knows what a horse is!"
Non-polish man: "The fuck?"

Everyone Knows What a Horse Is by andcastle July 13, 2023

do I look like I know what a jpeg is 

The best quote from hank hill.
This quote was said in the episode The Fat and the Furious

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

do I look like I know what a jpeg is by Hoofedtoaster96 January 15, 2021

On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet? 

Its a sentence that will completely confuse anyone you say it to.

Me: On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

You: What?

On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet? by MtnDewLover29 February 13, 2021

Go sit in timeout and think about what you have done. 

A common thing teachers say in primary school, when you upset someone or hurt someone.
It can also be used when you are TALKING WHEN THE TEACHER IS (which btw I have not done) ;)

You pull Bob’s hair.
Bob is crying like crazy.
Me: It wasn’t me!
Teacher: Say sorry NOW!!
Me: Uh, sorry Bob
Teacher: Now go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.
Reluctantly, you go and sit in the ‘special timeout chair’ that isn’t different from the rest of the blue chairs.

Go sit in timeout and think about what you have done. by Shrek is a potato March 23, 2023

When your parents explain to you what cancer is

We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.

Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.

Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is

When your parents explain to you what cancer is by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023

Wait, what? 

When someone is talking so fast or talking about such nonsensical things you can’t understand that you just have to hold your hand up and say, wait, what? Also used as an expression of surprise.

Example 1:
Julie: OMIGOSH Jessica, the craaaaziest thing happened today ooh crayfish anywaaaay so yeah the absolutely most crazy thing yeah so Anna was like whaaat and I was like whaaat and Jordan was like what are you whaaating about and like-
Jessica: Wait, what?

Example 2:
Daughter: Hey, mom.
Mom: Hey. Your belly is kinda bloated. You ate a lot today, huh?
Daughter: Oh, actually, I’m pregnant. Did I not tell you?
Mom: Wait, what?

Wait, what? by ActuallySensible June 17, 2018