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plight of hand

The visual artist's perennial struggle to accurately represent the human hand.
Often times, plight of hand forces artists to obscure a figure's hands behind objects placed strategically in the foreground of the composition.
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
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Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.
Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012
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Galley Hand

A simpleton. One who is content lurking about like a zombie. Mostly speaks in sentence fragments and communicates with a blank stare.Always responds with a friendly but gruff "how we doing?" Has a lot of family that he speaks of but are never seen.
The galley hands look of confusion explained why the forklift's gas cap was missing.
by Chief Black Stool May 1, 2012
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hand pile

More then a handful
Open the door for me, I got a great big ol hand pile of stuff.
by Bucky Buckerson February 7, 2018
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hand phoner

when a person calls another t tell them an interesting story of the day but instead of just telling them they act it out despite the fact the peron on the other end of the conversation cant see them
Jim: I saw Mike talking to to a friend on the phone but he was acting out the scene over the phone!

Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.
by chunkyturk August 25, 2009
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zimbabwe hand grenade

Smashing a closed beer bottle on the ground and yelling FIRE!!!
Jeff got thrown out of the bar last night for throwing several zimbabwe hand grenades.
by ToolHandle December 4, 2017
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Hand Gibber

A very dry, aggressive, and amateur “handjob.” Usually painful, but considered a right of passive in the south. By Haley
Oh wow, Haley totes gives the best hand gibbers, I almost got off but my penis started bleeding
by Dr. DeezNutz March 5, 2022
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