Tomato Soup Syndrome

When somebody gets embarrassed and their face turns so red it resembles a bowl of tomato soup.

Joey: “Did you see Nicks face when he got rejected?”
Ryan: Yea, he totally came down with tomato soup syndrome”

by Phantom Joss June 27, 2018

Prime Disillusionment Syndrome

Noun,
/prīm disəˈlo͞oZHənmənt ˈsinˌdrōm/

When someone refuses in spite of obvious and irrefutable evidence that Priming does not positively effect the matchmaking time of online games.

Boy's, I think we need to talk, I'm really concerned about JZ. Last night we repeatedly entered games with extreme ease with the help of priming. I think he may be suffering from Prime Disillusionment Syndrome, he may need professional help.

by KRENDLE December 1, 2021

Fuzzy Brain Syndrome

A term to describe an employer who consistently lies to jeopardize their integrity and your personal and professional well-being.

How's the new job, Sally? Not great. I've worked there four months and haven't been paid yet. I think he has Fuzzy Brain Syndrome.

by pred69 October 6, 2015

Slippery Ass Syndrome

When your asshole gets wet and brown after a few hours of not wiping fully.

“I was walking around today at work with a slippery asshole.”

I went to the bathroom to wipe and that shit came out brown and yellow aF.

I got slippery ass syndrome

by Ehnnrey June 19, 2018

Mean Man Syndrome

When a man must act mean at all times to feel good about himself. He probably has an uncircumcised penis and is self conscious in crowds.

Do you know that guy Peter? You know, the guy with mean man syndrome who always says mean things and is kind of ugly and tall?

by Drwifey2005 October 9, 2015

corporate toxicity syndrome

Corporate Toxicity Syndrome (CTS), is a syndrome created by chronic exposure or ingestion of corporate products, including pharmaceuticals, foods with low or no nutritional value (soda, ice cream, pizza and burgers for example), fluoridated water, street drugs and alcoholic beverages, combined with the absence of nutrition via nutritional foods, vitamins & minerals. Presents as one who is obese, high blood pressure, trouble sleeping, musculoskeletal disorders, trouble thinking & various other health issues.

In looking at the consumers that frequent Wal-Mart, especially "The People of Walmart" shown on the entertainment web site, one can plainly see that this group suffers from Corporate Toxicity Syndrome, or CTS. They are fat, sick, and nearly dead.

by Greg M. Houck May 29, 2018

System Builders Syndrome

The compulsive need to constantly upgrade one's computer. Usually occurs in people with home-built computers. It is currently a bigger problem then AIDS among the gaming community.

Person 1: Why did you just buy a GTX 280? You had two 8800 GTs.

Person 2: I have system builders syndrome. And I bought two GTX 280s.

by Chris L. & Eric V. October 18, 2008