poop nut

The act of taking a dump and either before, during, or after, you whip out the johnson and get to beating, Wiping is optional during this act.

*Warning* Do not slouch on the toilet seat when engaging in a poop nut, as it will leave skid marks on the front of the toilet seat.

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom, I had to poop nut

by Bootylickinboi September 19, 2023

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poop face

of relating to a face with poop, short word for Angellina Marie Perez

Angellina Is the only poop face in the world!

by Noodle head neil October 2, 2018

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floopy pooped

Being tired, and frustrated

Me: “ Man, I’m super floopy pooped.”

Boyfriend: “ please explain.”

Me: “im going to bed”

by Aesthetic Pickle November 28, 2017

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Cat poop

The simile of toe jam.

Baby Gavin had cat poop between his toes.

by Doff B October 2, 2021

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poop cheeks

noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.

“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.

Jane questions, “what’s going on?”

Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”

“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”

by Maester Winthrop November 4, 2020

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