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The Truman Show

that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move doesn’t work and you start to realize that everyone you’ve ever been with has been faking it….
I went to the Truman Show last night with a girl from the bar; I executed my patented move, the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop and she pushed started laughing at me.
by anonymous May 25, 2023
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The Truman Show

Noun - that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move proves ineffectual and you realize that everyone you have ever been with has probably been faking it with you....
Last night I went to the Truman Show when my Tinder date laughed at me before exiting my car and labeling me as "some bad dick."
by NoHandleNecessary May 25, 2023
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Classified Trump Dump

Donald Trump passing time by reading classified documents while dropping a deuce .
Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago
by Laughs Along With Humans June 15, 2023
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DONALD TRUMP

WHERES THE BATHROOM? I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE DONALD TRUMP.
by ^^!$#@ September 1, 2023
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Donald Trump

Donald Trump is where an fat old man engages in sexual intercourse with a young pornstar by paying her large amounts of money.
by Balls Obama September 4, 2023
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Spotifying Trump’s Lies

When some Trumpreneurs are entertaining the idea of making the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s manifold lies available on Spotify in different music or podcast formats so that they sound pleasing or soothing to the ears of millions of ultra-MAGA cult members.
Guesstimate how much royalty creators could be raking in every month by Spotifying Trump’s lies in different languages.
by Covido November 23, 2023
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Donald Trump

One of the best people in American History. He would do anything to fight for his country.
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