Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome

When you say something that is perceived as sarcasm but was not originally intended to be sarcastic, you might suffer from Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome.

A: I like how the acronym for your definition for Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome is ASS
B: That's funny, i didn't know that. It's nice how things sometimes fall into place
A: You are being sarcastic right?

B: No, I just might suffer from ASS though.. but I swear, I didn't know it would spell ASS when I first made this up.
A: you should probably put "/s" at the end there.
B: Dude, I said I swear, I don't even like sarcasm, I think its dishonest and I don't even know how it works.

A: Well, I can't decide if you are being a sarcastic ass or if you actually suffer from ASS

by abadir January 17, 2019

Wet Dick Syndrome

The disease which afflicts those that receive an inordinate amount of felatio on a regular basis. Symptoms include rash, raw skin, sweaty guilt-ridden stench, constantly soiled or stained pants/undergarments, muscle fatigue, and general uncomfortablility in the pelvic region.

Man, my girlfriend is a real sex maniac, I've had Wet Dick Syndrome for a solid two weeks now!

by DoctorB January 4, 2015

Ethnic Bowel Syndrome

A savage case of the shits brought on by consuming foods from another culture that the consumer's system is not prepared to handle.

My friend Mark won't try Indian food. He's afraid it'll give him Ethnic Bowel Syndrome.

by is this pseudonym also taken April 17, 2015

attractive boy syndrome

When you become really shy around a really attractive that boy you obsess about when you are normally outgoing.

That girl gets attractive boy syndrome around him.

by BE A NURSE BE VITAL May 2, 2016

Fake WiFi Syndrome

Noun. Said of a WiFi connection that seems to have a 3-bars signal, but in fact, it has only one bar, or even none. A FWFS-affected connection typically takes forever to load a website, and when it finishes, it goes HTTP 404.

John: Yay, free WiFi!
Steve: Don't select that connection, it has the Fake WiFi Syndrome!

by TheMaster001 November 16, 2013

Electric Cock Syndrome

When one’s penis suffers with the ability to shock people, almost like an electric shock but a willy instead. One’s penis could be given the name “willy wand” as it is magic!

ellie nowlands dad has ECS
my willy is so magic , because I have electric cock syndrome

by willysonmars October 12, 2021

Irritable Project Syndrome

Irritable Project Syndrome (IPS)

Occurs when most members of a project team get extremely crabby and short-tempered due to shifting deadlines, impossible deliverables, inadequate resources, or insurmountable constraints. Symptoms include snarky comments, mean emails, shouting matches, escalations, increased absenteeism, sleeplessness, and catatonic withdrawal. Treatment can include alcohol, complaining/venting to your peers, turning off electronic devices, long vacations, and no longer giving a damn.

"Angel, I don't know how to tell you this, but I believe you suffer from Irritable Project Syndrome. But you don't have to suffer alone. "

by DanGarPrius October 21, 2016