Clit Shit

When a woman rubs their clit while taking a shit so that they can feel both sensations at the same time.

"Hey, have you ever had a clit shit? It's amazing"

"What's that?"

"When taking a shit, rub your clit as hard as you can, and the feeling between your legs, front and back, is out of this world"

by ForScience234 April 2, 2022

shy shits

bowel movement that does not want to get out when one is sitting down taking a shit, thus giving the perception that the shit is too shy to leave the rectum.

It is usually straining, time consuming, and inconvenient to push out and deal with.

Boss: What is the deal Thomas? Late for the third time this week!

Thomas: (Nervous and with no eye contact)Sorry boss, i was at home with a case of the shy shits.

Boss: (grabbing Thomas' shouler facing him)Well dont we all.

Both laugh

by mainbwana March 17, 2011

shit hog

a complete asshole; someone who has no respect for rules or authority.

My son is a real shit hog. He does only what he wants to do and doesn't care about how his actions will effect anybody but him.

by frizzlefryporcelaingod814 December 23, 2009

hen shit

The really old school slang equivalent to a rat's ass. The smallest shit you can give, take, or have. Taken from the smallest shit you will see in a barnyard.

Really? I don't give a hen shit.

*knocks over glass of water* "Oh hen shit!"

by headbangin parrot January 8, 2011

Liberator shit

To take a dump so relieving that you forget all your worries for a moment

'dude I just took a a liberator shit I'd been holding in for 7 hours'

by Big dump October 7, 2020

the littlest of shits

The tiniest, most microscopic amount of shits

Tony, I don’t give the littlest of shits about you.

by Animalcrackers123 July 16, 2018

shit oaisis

The isolated, clean bathroom at work that always has lots of toilet paper and soundproof walls.

Dude, I totally destroyed the shit oaisis after last night’s enchiladas.

by DryDriver January 19, 2019