Crime Pickle

A pickle who commits tax fraud on the daily. This pickle has not gotten arrested because he simply goes inanimate when he hears the sirens. He can run fast and escape any grip with his slippery pickle juice. He will never be caught and/or convicted.

Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.

That Crime Pickle is so good at Tax Evasion.

by GrinchMan25 November 18, 2022

Emily Pickles

Emily (noun.) usually pronounced “puh-ding”.

Emily, more commonly referred to as pudding, is a big strong girl who can take on the world! She’s hardworking and dedicated to her career in pot wash, but is a dab hand at Roblox!

Emily sometimes puts on a front, pretending she’s okay, but in reality she’s probably suffering from chronic stummy ache.

Emily’s weakness is the backseat of a taxi, and you don’t want to know what she gets up to back there…

“Damn, what’s that smell”

“It smells like sharts”

“Yeah, it smells like emily pickles”

by puddingpie69 November 28, 2022

Apple picker

A contemptuous term for someone hailing from Washington state.

My brother moved to Tacoma and married an apple picker.

by Tjjmon December 18, 2022

Apple picking

Out finding a woman to grab on her ass

Sentence 1: “Oh man, Jerry is over there apple picking and shit. What a shmuck.”

Sentence 2: Sometimes in order to find the right one, you gotta go apple picking.

by ok_tofu December 20, 2022

chicken picking

The movements one makes whilst searching the place for lost or dropped crack cocaine.

Replicating actions similar to a chicken pecking corn.

By Christ Wayne is chicken picking on the floor again guys, it’s not crack in his pipe it’s breadcrumbs the chicken picking twat.

by Transition79 January 1, 2023

Bear Pickle

When someone, usually a women, gets in bear suit, puts on a strap-on, and does anal with someone so hard they bleed out of their asshole

I love when my grandma and sister do a bear pickle in front of me every Christmas

by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023

pretty-picking

to pick the best looking

Guy 1: Hey, lets go looking for some girls.
Guy 2: I aint going to chose, i ain’t pretty-picking for no hoe. I'm always picking hoes.
Guy 1: Come on man, it'll be fine.

by JustTrey January 22, 2023