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What the Smurf?

Another way of saying "huh?". The word smurf replaces different cuss words, keeping the speaker out of trouble.
Mom: "Isabelle there giant dog toy stuffed in the oven" Isabelle "What the Smurf?"
by Bakertable January 24, 2011
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what a Jack!

A term used when you can not use profanity such as Jackass or Fucking Asshole in the presence of others and/or you are a conservative individual that doesn't swear. Also, it's a great term to use directly to the person whom is acting like a jackass and they don't know, but it feels good to you.
Recently a friend come over for dinner with my husband and I plus our 4 year old daughter. At the dinner table she casually mentioned she discovered her husbands email address on the Ashley Madison hack site. My response, not wanting to swear in the presence of my young child, was "what a Jack! I'm so sorry". Another example is when you are working with a male customer who's being an asshole you can say "take your time deciding Jack and let me know if I can be of further assistance " the customer may not catch it or may correct your mishap by saying "my name is Matt" and you can choose to apologize or say " I'm sorry I thought it was Jack".
by Jacks fill October 9, 2016
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Wait what

A “wait what” is a really annoying female who never knows what you’re talking about and half way through the conversation says “wait what”.
please don’t invite that “wait what” over.
by kkoopatroopa February 26, 2023
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what now burn

An interjection said when someone makes an incorrect point and you prove them wrong on the spot, or when you beat somebody who was so full of themselves they were sure they were gonna beat you.
A: I know you were crying earlier! You were holding a tissue to your face! I'm not stupid!
B: Actually, I have a cold. I was blowing my nose. You are stupid. What now burn!
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C: I'm going to crush you in football today.
(later)
D: We won. By twenty points. What now burn!
by zyron March 26, 2008
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What

A word used to avoid things or when you so fucking deaf you can’t hear mostly used by Claire
“Who just said what” “it was Claire” “ oh I’m not suprised
by Clairegm October 30, 2019
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That's not what happened

That's not what happened and I'm going to murder a child if you don't admit that's not what happened. If my brain has any damage I'm going to murder a child even after you capitulate.
Hym "That's not what happened. Get involved now or run the risk of getting a child murdered."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
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