cheese the sponge

1) To fail fantastically right out of the gate... like as if you were to use a new sponge to clean a cheesy mess, instantly ruining both the sponge and any chance of a successful cleaning of the cheesy mess.

All you had to do was clean the dishes... but all you did was totally cheese the sponge!

by HawaiianBryan October 23, 2013

people cheese

The crust that forms primarily on your cars steering wheel, radio and hvac controls and shifter.

Did you clean all of that people cheese off the steering wheel?

by butt cheese 81 October 28, 2013

king mac and cheese

Mac and melted feta cheese. Amazing. The king of all Mac & Cheese.

I made some king mac and cheese, wayyyy better than KD and cheaper too. And then they all loved me.

by Pssseudonym December 3, 2013

cheese wollop

The act of slapping a chick in the face with a cheesy dick

After I banged that chick I gave her a cheese wollop to the face

by Plucas December 11, 2013

Swiss Cheese!

When you're trying to call someone and they can't hear you, shout "Swiss Cheese!" and they should look.

"Emma! Emma! Emma!" No response? Shout, "Swiss Cheese!" And she looks.

by spawnables January 26, 2015

ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

sac cheese

When you cum and some of it gets on your balls and dries up. Sometimes if you're lucky a chick will lick it off for you.

dude, I jerked off hardcore last night, and noticed I had so much sac cheese left over!

by Jacksonator February 7, 2015