A creature that sleeps in the weirdest ways possible, will ruin everything you own, and being you a dead mouse as an offering, yet we still love them anyway
by Skildaledondondanigh August 18, 2023
by F_boi_69 May 15, 2022
cats
by ieurdiewd September 23, 2019
How the fuck don't you know what a god damn CAT IS you mongoloid. Why would you even look that up on the Urban dictionary? There are actually fucking dictionaries for real words you retard.
by Bigger Lebowski October 06, 2017
by Cecelia Chase April 08, 2018
A cat is a cute furry animal that lives in the sea in a house shaped as a carrot. They like to eat cheese and jellyfish with their Pepsi max for dinner. They don't care about others and only care about themselves and their food. They are fluffy and cute but they are also very mean and will scratch you if you go near them.
LUCIE: "hey Flo, your CAT is in my back garden!"
FLO: "sorry. he must be on his vacation away from home!"
FLO: "sorry. he must be on his vacation away from home!"
by hi_itsflo May 06, 2020
by ArtEmotivism June 08, 2018