John

John. Is how do I put this retarded.

John:* sends picture of himself *
John: man that guy looks so stupid
Kind:... your so stupid

by Krinsey12 June 2, 2020

John Lennon

Kill john Lennon!

Kill John Lennon

by Penidg June 1, 2022

Porta John

The fattest and most stinky mother fucker you have ever met.

Damn Porta John, get your fat ass in the shower you smell like dog ass.

by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022

John Tamonte' Twist

when someone tries to get over on someone by twisting the conversation or situation so that they can have a better outcome than the other! For Example to Con someone by mentally twisting the situation.

how you gone try to pull a John Tamonte' Twist on me/ It was my Idea!

by Tried!!! October 3, 2018

John&son pizza

A pizza place that you expect will be run by a friendly family, but no one by that name actually works there

Dude, i stopped by that place John&son pizza but there was no one named John and no sons worked there . It's not a family run place.

by Fmadethis October 31, 2020

John depth

My man John

Yep it’s John depth

by The real Maggie M April 23, 2024

John

John is fuck in short he likes to suck big dick

John likes big cock

by My boy esteban November 20, 2023