poop clapping

shitting into your hands and then clapping aggressively

person 1: i need to get new bedsheets
person 2: why?
person 1: i was poop clapping all over them last night

by bug juice October 23, 2023

poop

an elementary schoolers way to define the thing that comes out of your arse

kid- i did a poop
mom- ok

by BELUGA UWU February 23, 2022

Poop

Great holiday meal that can be purchased at Tesco, Costco, Whole Foods, Walmart, and many other stores worldwide. It is an amazing sweet and savory flavor with a soft and delicious texture. Very desirable in most third world countries.

Hey Mom!, Can you cut me a slice of Poop!

by wonderbreadWOP69 May 8, 2022

poop

the weird sticky shit that comes out of your ass

person 1: Horror, pain, I’ve felt it all. After approximately 137 minutes on the toilet with no hope I was scared I new my stomach wasn’t going down without a fight. In the background I could hear my family laughing and having a wonderful time, and yet again I was in the dark all alone just me the toilet and my poop. Years of spending hours on the toilet fearing for my life I grabbed my iPhone and searched “Music to help you poop” after scrolling for sometime I found this, it stood out to me I had hope for the first time. As I was about to tap, my stomach new the war was over, I could hear noises coming from my stomach but I ignored it just tapped on this video and for the first time it came out without any pushing or screaming. Shit was everywhere in the toilet I couldn’t help myself but cry it was the first time something so beautiful happened. After hours on this toilet I could be here for seconds now. When I walked in the dark scary hopeless room, I could now walk out empty and now play with my family again it’s been hours since I’ve seen their faces.

person 2: what the fuck

by bigpoopoodiarrheaman October 11, 2022

Poop circle

An act of eating little penu in a white van off of the carribian. Sometimes ty will go to sleep with his wife Tanya and see a group of slaves shitting in a circle, this is when Japan has gay sex with slaves than forces them to poop in a circle. Tanya likes to watch ty joins in to have fun. He is gay

Poop circle: I love me

by Moneyismyname01 January 31, 2020

Poop

Digested food goes through the intestines and out the ass,making your whole house smell like a big pile of shit. At first when you walk in your house you think it is good but after a few seconds you realize that it is just a big pile of crap clogging up the toilet and waiting for you to unclog it

Ah shit there is poop on the floor

by You know who6969 June 8, 2018

poop

a solid that comes out of your anus, butthole.

yo i just had the biggest poop ever

by iwannaeatallday October 31, 2020