Jack Smitty

A type of person who has no identity of their own, and feeds off of the personality of others; total copy-cat.

Wow, only after I went to the Rise Against concert did he start wearing Rise Against shirts...what a Jack Smitty!

by G-whizz January 24, 2010

Spoon-jacked

The act of stealing, or "jacking", multiple spoons from the Wendy's located inside Jester West at The University of Texas.

"Dude we just spoon-jacked the fuck out of them. I won't need spoons for a month!"

by Rug Maker January 26, 2010

Jack Pitman

Totally awsome name for a british dude. Usually has a fondness for eyeliner and snowpants. Oft times is cheated on by gf with badass ryans.

Damn look at that kid in the snowpants deffinatley a Jack Pitman.

by R.D. Kelly June 4, 2009

Jack Bugged

First used in the book "Wrack n Roll" written by Bradly Denton. It is term for something that is broken or not working correctly. It can also be used if one is overly tired or not feeling well.

My computer has been jack bugged, since I dropped it. That twelve hour flight has me jack bugged.

by The Bastard Child January 4, 2011

Jack and a half

To express that something will require an above-and-beyond effort. Originates from software developers using the royal cards (Jack, Queen, King and Ace) from a standard deck to play Planning Poker.

It's going to be a jack and a half to gather all that test data.

by JettaC January 18, 2011

Stall jack

Excusing oneself to the restroom during working hours for a quick tug of the man meats.

Oh man, three minutes until the staff meeting, that's totally enough time for a stall jack.

by asdflasdfasdffff January 21, 2011

Rage-jack

when one gets stressed out and is in need of releasing stress by jacking off (also known as masturbating).

hahaha, you should rage-jack!

by Montelonti April 16, 2011