“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”
“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”
“What’s that?”
“I sprayed it with the air freshener”
“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”
“What’s that?”
“I sprayed it with the air freshener”
by Ignominy January 30, 2023

When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.
by Mattroid Prime March 2, 2020

When a man is getting a handjob and he gets greaty for pleasure so he decides to hump the persons hand during the act.
Person 1: Ya so i was giving him a handjob when he started trying to fuck my hand.
Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂
Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂
by Mr.Zkor April 22, 2019

by StreakZus Christ May 18, 2023

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

by E.Lo December 8, 2021
