Unruly dick has two meanings:
1.) A dick that wont stop getting erect at inappropriate moments
2.) The person in charge of town/country/planet/business who monumentally screws over everyone underneath him
1.) A dick that wont stop getting erect at inappropriate moments
2.) The person in charge of town/country/planet/business who monumentally screws over everyone underneath him
1.) RJ was never invited to weddings due to a unruly dick
2.) George Bush and Tony Blair were unruly dicks
2.) George Bush and Tony Blair were unruly dicks
by Princess Sweetpea August 13, 2014

phe·nom·e·nal (dick)
1. The man or men, and in most cases married themselves, that bang your wife in a hotel that they allow her to pay for because they are too cheap and arrogant to pick up the bill, and then mostly spend their money on trips to Europe. Most often occurs when you are at work earning a living to pay the bills, or are at home taking care of the kids. After nailing her for two years or so, then tells people he has no emotional ties to her what-so-ever!
1. The man or men, and in most cases married themselves, that bang your wife in a hotel that they allow her to pay for because they are too cheap and arrogant to pick up the bill, and then mostly spend their money on trips to Europe. Most often occurs when you are at work earning a living to pay the bills, or are at home taking care of the kids. After nailing her for two years or so, then tells people he has no emotional ties to her what-so-ever!
Ralph; Hey Jim! Look over there, remember that guy David, the one we call DJB, he is such a phenomenal dick!
Jim; Yeah, what a waste of perfectly good oxygen! Who's the gullible whore he's at lunch with today?
Jim; Yeah, what a waste of perfectly good oxygen! Who's the gullible whore he's at lunch with today?
by Joyce Cruz April 11, 2008

"I was doing dick dips all night last night."
"I've been doing dick dips on so many broads lately that I'm getting tired."
"Sarah is sore from all the dick dips last night."
"Birds love it when I take them out for some dick dips."
"I've been doing dick dips on so many broads lately that I'm getting tired."
"Sarah is sore from all the dick dips last night."
"Birds love it when I take them out for some dick dips."
by noelcarrick January 3, 2009

the pain you get in your dick after grinding with a girl for an extended period of time without getting anything afterward; your dick gets rubbed raw by the scraping together of jeans
by mikeokhurts69 November 3, 2011

When guy can make his erected penis move with out his hands. Completely using pelvic and abdominal muscles in doing so. The erected penis makes the gesture like a diving board is after someone jumps of it.
Girl explaining to girlfriend about her interaction with a BIG DICK guy while drinking Starbucks.
"....so I got on top of this guy's lap, and we were making out. Things were getting steamy and then I felt his dick bobbing against my vajayjay. I then knew it was BIG, and I was in for the ride of my life."
"....so I got on top of this guy's lap, and we were making out. Things were getting steamy and then I felt his dick bobbing against my vajayjay. I then knew it was BIG, and I was in for the ride of my life."
by captgirth November 26, 2016

Roswell73:"Hey that girl can do that dance to me"
Dick Steel:"Ha Ha, he means in a sexual manner"
Roswell73:"Nice use of Dick Steelisms"
Dick Steel:"I know"
Dick Steel:"Ha Ha, he means in a sexual manner"
Roswell73:"Nice use of Dick Steelisms"
Dick Steel:"I know"
by steelmaniac17 July 21, 2009

Stephanie: "Girl, He made me cum 9 times last night!"
Lexie: "He has that Marriage Dick Girl! You better lock that guy down!"
Lexie: "He has that Marriage Dick Girl! You better lock that guy down!"
by Trick_Killa September 22, 2017
