Unruly dick has two meanings:

1.) A dick that wont stop getting erect at inappropriate moments

2.) The person in charge of town/country/planet/business who monumentally screws over everyone underneath him
1.) RJ was never invited to weddings due to a unruly dick

2.) George Bush and Tony Blair were unruly dicks
by Princess Sweetpea August 14, 2014
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