noun: any annoying/inconvenient/unwanted/unkind situation/person that can be considered both a right bastard and a complete fuck.
1) Max goes out at 6:30am to leave for work and discovers the front tyre on his bike is completely flat. Max looks angrily at the tyre and proclaims "oh you bastard-fuck!".
2) Miriam goes to the fridge for her half of that chocolate cake she's been looking forward to all day, only to discover that her brother Danny has eaten it. "That was for me Danny you bastard-fuck" she then wails.
2) Miriam goes to the fridge for her half of that chocolate cake she's been looking forward to all day, only to discover that her brother Danny has eaten it. "That was for me Danny you bastard-fuck" she then wails.
by SirJibby January 6, 2009
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Get the Fuck Tart mug.Digitally speaking when a computer program is "fucking up your shit" but specifically when two items of your digital work, projects or programs are exactly switched making both of the technical items absolutely wrong. A simple glitch making your digital needs unattainable for the moment. Usually remedied by closing the offending programs and/or restarting the program.
When you have two Facebook accounts, one for work and one for pleasure and when you open Facebook and it shows your inbox from one account and your friends list from the other account. My Facebook account is so whack, it's cross fucked.
by Facebook Rogue November 16, 2009
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Matt, your sweet ginger fro looks so beautiful. I just want to fro fuck the shit out of your hair. Just thinking about my dick getting caught in your sweet red curls makes me wish they never invented hair conditioner.
by Mr. Toastman January 5, 2011
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Mike shagged a real diseased Fuck Toad last night, he disrespected her too much to give a shit wether or not she wanted to shag him at all
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