shitting chairs

Shitting chairs (or shitting blank) is a new phrase circulating on TikTok that is used to laugh at something, mock something and more. There's no deep meaning to this phrase and as to why it's called this but it may be related to the "TikTok inside joke" that revolves around using the chair emoji (🪑) as a laughing emoji.

*funny tiktok*
some comment: IM SHITTING CHAIRS BAHAHAHA

by unknownuser77 October 10, 2021

A holy shit

To make a holy shit, someone must use his own excrement to pack another one's fecal orifice. He, of course, also uses his cock to do this.

This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).

"Yo I totally got freaky with Tiffany the other night, and we made a holy shit"

"No way dude that's crazy!"

by hdhitch October 20, 2020

shit envy

Severe constipation. It causes anger and jealousy watching your friends leave for the bathroom, knowing you still cannot. You're stomach swells to the size of the Hindenburgh, and yet still nothing happens. Thoughts of resulting to use of a trowel or explosives come to mind.

"That guy has taken a dump three times today ... I've got some serious shit envy going on"!

by Dr. Noe August 30, 2013

shit pint

Concoction of different alcohols. To be necked in one go. Comes in a 0.568 litre glasses and upwards.

True nutters can add other things to the shit pint, from salt to mustard to baked beans to paper. i.e. anything you can get your hands on.

Normally offered up as forfeit.

"Add it to the shit pint Dave"

by M4AXWELL May 4, 2018

Hiroshima shit

When you take a massive explosive shit and you feel like you literally just blew up the toilet

Holy shit bro, that was one Hiroshima Shit. No more taco bell for me today

by YungDoughboy March 17, 2016

Glamour shit

A glamour shot like photo taken during a bowel movement. Properly done, the facial expression will look content and Mona Lisa like.

As Bronson took his glamour shit, he appeared to be completely content with the world.

by Dome ass March 13, 2019

That shit blows

Meaning it’s annoying when the thing described in the sentence happened

Person A: looking in the fridge and there’s no milk after i already poured my cereal is so annoying. Person B: Yeah that shit blows

by NotKG8 August 10, 2021