One word texter

A person who replies to a text with one word

Rebecca : I just sent my boyfriend the cutest text and he replied with one word

Jamie: he is such a one word texter

by Pookiebear213 September 14, 2016

man with one nut

Usually a guy who has been through a lot making them superior in bed with ladies but not so great making babies, which makes them the happiest males.

That man with one nut looks so much happier than I feel.

by Big Slim Islander September 11, 2016

Pulled a quick one

when someone tries to kiss you or make a move on you in an instant.

"When I was hugging him goodbye, he pulled a quick one on me."

by rt_kris June 16, 2016

You weird for that one

Bootymuncher

Lil stag is cute he packin
Ooooo you weird for that one

by SwervoDaKidd July 15, 2020

Def Con One

Def Con One is a heavy metal band, that contains 4 members. They're not the most popular of all bands, but they hold good music, and they are very talented. The lead singer sings at home, and made his girlfriend a song for valentines day, witch is one of the best songs i've ever heard, but he has not made it into an official single, witch his kids are hoping he one day will do. They are all great members and the bands music is really great. 10/10 for effort.

Adrian:Have you heard of Def Con One?
Stephan:Yes, signed to Scarlett Records?
Adrian:Yes, their music is great and the members are very nice and genorous.
Stephan:I know, i would love to meet them, their family must be so proud.

by amy1237 August 7, 2012

One Sheet Wonder

A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.

Christian: 'Man, just had a one sheet wonder!"

Patrick: "So jealous brah."

by airborne8 February 23, 2011

No one gives a fuck

Response to a person or situation that you could give less than two shits about.

Hey look, I just found what my name REALLY

No one gives a fuck!

by Everyone Else in the World November 24, 2021