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nuke (in my car)

Slang for Bible /other holy books, such as the Qu'ran. Can also be used in the context of a rare book or any book with important meaning, such as Guide to Life, the Universe, and Everything!
"Yo, you got the nuke in your car?" said the Christian bookworm
"Yeah, the Bible, right?" said his Catholic friend
"You got it, brother!" said the Christian bookworm
(The "nuke (in my car)" is the holy book)
by XxHarvzBackxX April 21, 2019
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Shaking my dick

Shaking my dick
The ghetto equivalent to SMH (Shaking my head)
Usually said after someone does something embarrassing or rather awkward

*can be done practically: after the event occurs instead of shaking your head pull your pants down and shake your dick like a beyblade
*is gender based
Shaking my dick: Literally the manly equivalent of Shaking my head
Boi 1: *says something awkward to his crush in front of others

Boi 2: Bruh SMD *pulls pant down and shakes his dick rapidly
by BruhmiumMomentos October 4, 2019
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Glaze my donuts

When a boy cums all over a girls ass cheeks and rubs it all around her ass
by Brandon'sadick May 7, 2017
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Shit My Cunt

When you mess something up in a terrible and comedic way.
"Damn I shit my cunt!"

Bro #1: "dude I can't beleive I did that.."
Bro #2: "looks like you shit your cunt again!"
by Sevanity June 23, 2016
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Bitch my ass

When a person with a greaseball, bowl lookin haircut who gets peanut butter licked off his balls gets beat up by a sixie and then thinks he can call him his bitch
Nick: Hold my pocket bitch!
Tim: Bitch my ass, fack you!
by 3rdlinegrind January 20, 2017
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THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

Alex, you are the love you my life. You make me happy every single day. You’re my one and only. There’s no words to describe you. You make me smile. You still give me goosebumps when you walk in the door. You’re the one person that can make me laugh when I’m so sad. I love you Alex. Always and forever my love.
by Olivia Guyer May 25, 2020
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PONIES MY ASS

When bronies parents find out they fuck ponies
Brony: MOM IM SORRY ITS A VIRUS FOR PONIES

Mom: PONIES MY ASS. IM GETTIN THE BELT

Brony: NOOOOOOO PLEAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by bigbootybitches655 September 14, 2020
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