mom

mom is fat

ME : mom ur fattttt af

by ZiziXong the 1st May 5, 2021

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Mom

Made
Of

Money

Me: “can we get McDonald's?”
Mom: “do you think I'm made of money?”
Me: “Mom stands for Made Of Money!!”
Mom: *glares at me*

by UrLazyFry March 3, 2022

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Mom call

When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.

i was texting sandra about getting busy then i got the mom call to end all mom calls.

by nohandle88 April 19, 2023

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A lifesaver. She will do anything in her power to protect you and love you. She's unbelievably caring and will always be there for your ups and downs. The one person that will love you regardless. Her love is abounding. she will never run out of love for you. Even if she isn't with you, she loves you.

she's like a mom to me

by Behumbl December 8, 2023

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