hand brand

when someone slaps you (usually one the upper back) so hard it leaves a red and upraised imprint.

the imprint of a ferocious slap.

"look at my back! jerry hit me!"

"hahaha you have a hand brand!"

by panda porn December 16, 2011

Hand Johncock

When you write your name with your urine in the snow

If you could just put your Hand Johncock right here…

by linkslice1 June 22, 2024

get/get handed the beats by dre

just another word for getting beat up, most notably used by nydrillofficial.

dude 1: I caught him in the store and handed him the beats by dre
dude 2: dam that's crazy ig

dude 1: If I see him get/get handed the beats by dre

by jaykayyyyy March 27, 2024

Hand of God

When a girl tosses you off so good that it feels heavenly.

I got with a girl the other day, and I was touched by the Hand of God.

by Pompombear November 21, 2020

Sped Hands

A term I used in the forth grade to get my friend out of trouble because he had paint on his hands and ruined my shirt on "accident". I said some mentally retarded kid with the surname of "Sped Hands" Put the paint on my shirt hence the name.

Luca:crap I got paint your shirt!

Jon: it's fine I'll just tell everyone it was some retard.

Luca: Yeah refer to him as "Sped Hands"!
Jon: Okay!

by JBJB69420 February 07, 2025

Catholic-Handed

A person born left-handed who writes with their right hand due to a strictly religious, often Roman Catholic, education or upbringing.

I'm Catholic-Handed, because apparently writing with your left hand means your fucking possessed.

by AKSHERMANUS June 07, 2022

Double hand grenade

When you put a fist in a girls ass and vagina. You then spread out your fingers while inside of her and make an explosion noise. While making the explosion noise you pull your hands out as quickly as possible.

I gave that bitch a double hand grenade then dropped her off at the hospital. The doctor said that she won't walk correctly for weeks.

by Brotner July 16, 2017