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The Fuckarounds

There are times when you are at work or at school and you feel like doing nothing more than just fucking around. this is when you know that you have a severe case of The Fuckarounds.
Dude1: Bro, what is wrong with you, you haven't done really anything all day??

Dude2: I don't know what to tell you except that I have a severe case of the Fuckarounds.

Dude1: Enough said, bro, take your time.
by Big Dick of The West September 7, 2014
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jumbal fucked

A mess of things. "I can't see the cars are jumbal fucked"
by crazy white girl 92 February 13, 2015
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Megalodon fucked

When you drink almost a whole bottle of vodka, twerk violently for hours and abuse anyone within a 10 metres of you
"Yeah man she was megalodon fucked"
"On a scale of 1-megalodon fucked how drunk are you"
by MegalodonM8 August 19, 2015
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Right fucked tonight

A phrase you tell you buddies after buying liquor. Wanting to take the night to a next level of drunkness. Doing a whole lot of shit that would be stupid to do while sober.
Joey: "Stef , you were right fucked tonight. You frigging stole his booze, his smokes, and his dog."

Stef: " I was drunk. What do you expect. we bought a 60oz of vodka."
by Right fucked tonight April 23, 2016
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Snack fucked

When all of the best snacks in your house have mysteriously disappeared leaving you with wasa crackers and dried up baby carrots.
Nicki frantically searched the refrigerator for the hummus only to realize she had been snack fucked by Kevin.
by Nicki&jill October 14, 2016
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The FuckArounds

An illness where you have the constant need to either fuck with someone or something; stranger or friend at the expense of everyone besides you. It never ending and you are completely powerless to it. Select few catch it from time to time; but there are those who woke up with it one morning and has not toned down a bit. A severe case of The FuckArounds.
"Is Sunny still trying to set the neighbors front door on fire?"

"Sunny has been over there since 3am two days ago chasing the neighbors wiener dog down with a hotdog bun and a bottle of ketchup yelling "GEET INN MYY BELLAY" The doctor said he'll have The FuckArounds for atleast another week or two. Said there's no cure and it'll only get worse."

"Lord have mercy on the world..."
by SunnyDewany June 14, 2016
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God Fucked

Shoving ones penis into his asshole whilst screaming "OH GOD"
Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?

Rick: nope; what happened?

Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!

Rick: dayyyyyymn bro
by Renegade69 July 25, 2016
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