by User6669420 April 27, 2019
cat 1: meow
cat 2: meow
cat 3: dude we're being attacked by rouges, get ur fucking act together your warriors now, mouse brains
cat 2: meow
cat 3: dude we're being attacked by rouges, get ur fucking act together your warriors now, mouse brains
by scared_condom April 15, 2024
The cat curled it’s tail around my wrist. I stopped typing and reached out a hand to pet her. She meowed and I rubbed her ears. Before I could touch her again however, she hissed and scratched my hand. Now sporting a bloody cut, I grabbed the cat by the scruff and hauled her to the basement steps. I gave her a nudge with my foot and she ran down the steps.
Later-
After bandaging my hand, I sat at my computer and typed some stuff. The cat came upstairs and started wailing in my ear. I went downstairs and saw she had no food. So, I reached for her bowl when all of a sudden, the crazy cat scratched me! Soon after, the cat tried to kill me so I gave her to my annoying sister. My sister always showed up at family gatherings from then on sporting multiple cuts.
Later-
After bandaging my hand, I sat at my computer and typed some stuff. The cat came upstairs and started wailing in my ear. I went downstairs and saw she had no food. So, I reached for her bowl when all of a sudden, the crazy cat scratched me! Soon after, the cat tried to kill me so I gave her to my annoying sister. My sister always showed up at family gatherings from then on sporting multiple cuts.
by HotBabeLove May 30, 2019
A small furry creature that spits up hairballs on your floor and expects you to give it food without question, that turns your arm into spaghetti and then meows at you for cat treats, and is almost always fluffy. This creature has a maxed agility/dexterity stat, maxed damage Stat, maxed stealth ability, maxed cute hypnosis ability, medium health Stat, medium intelligence Stat, and a terrible aquatic Stat. This creature is also a basic fighting type, is strong against basic and steel types, and has a weakness to physic and ghost types.
The cat is a dangerous and cute predator that demands you to cater to it until you or the cat dies, you and the cat part ways, or the cat leaves you
by Fightnperish June 08, 2022
by b600 January 08, 2022