king poe

king poe is our beloved leader, he’s a green dinosaur with a gold crown. King poe is married to queen margret and he has 2 children, bart and lisa. king poe rules over all of us and he hates leprechauns, especially kayne and steve, because they like to steal his lucky charms.

king poe is our only leader

by kingpoe May 21, 2022

King

Louis Tomlinson

Harry:hey my king
Louis: hey haz

by Hshsbddjxjrjx November 19, 2020

King botage

A king botage is the worst possible player at fortnite

The ultimate king botage is Charlie struder

by Themanthemyththelegendshonks May 12, 2019

The Sneaky King

When you bang a chick doggy style and eat an entire bk whopper without her noticing.

"I tried to duke her like The Sneaky King.
She found out later when i went and spilled my onion rings."

by bobby obvious January 27, 2014

Yes king

the most kind and lovable man on the planet, he passed away on november 11th 2025, may he rest in peace.

hey man, we are ALL paying respects for Yes king by failing NNN, wanna join dude?

by yeskingmourner November 12, 2025

SSRI King

a male or assigned-male-at-birth person who can fuck for a long time without orgasming due to the side effects of their antidepressant/anxiety medication

We fucked for hours and he never came—he’s a true SSRI King.

by WyattSarsaparilla May 12, 2024

King Harkinian

King Harkinian is the King of Hyrule, and also a singer/songwriter best known for his 2008 hit: the novelty song, "Scrub, Scrub, Scrub" (feat. Link, Zelda, Ganon, and others).

The chorus to "Scrub Scrub Scrub" by King Harkinian is as follows:

I'm going to Gamelon, after you've scrubbed all the floors...

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Gamelon
Scrub, scrub, scrub my ship in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub my Wii!

Scrub, Scrub, Scrub all the floors in my lair

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in my house

Scrub, scrub, scrub my warriors in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub, my boy!

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 4, 2023