kings breakfast

Where a woman is straddling a man while having sex while also feeding him in the morning.

I woke up to a kings breakfast.

by Mtnbikeman67 September 5, 2021

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Lion king theorem

When two people have an argument. They play the lion king movie in the background, one guy can only speak while simba is on screen and the other may speak while simba is off screen.

The presidential debate is on tonight ? Fuck a mediator let’s use the lion king theorem.

by Spinter April 22, 2021

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Something you call a person who only siltens to Dream music and has pictures or dream in their locker and bedroom. Often, this person will keep a miniature figurine of Clayton ray huff in a glass jar full of mysterious goo.

“I’ve been to every Dream concert, I’m Wyatt king”

by Sloppysusan January 9, 2024

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dirty Derek King benn NE

When somebody is pegging there grandpa while he shats out ballistic charts on your balls and makes them move like a punching bag while calling you a good ass boy while a little kid defacates in your mouth.

I wanna dirty derek King benn NE my dad so bad

by vxid.ryft March 28, 2025

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