PoopShank 

A weapon used to give someone a really nasty infection. Such as a Tooth Brush Fashioned into a prison shank then dipped into poop. The Toothbrush itself is fairly non lethal but the infection from the Poopshank will be deadly.

"Woman if you don't shut your mouth im gunna stab you with a Poopshank"

PoopShank by killshot a.k.a. yaya February 8, 2010

poopa stinka 

something you say to piss people off. basically the "uh oh stinky poopie" thing but dumber

"heyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey guess what dude?"
"omfg what do you want"
"poopa stinka"
"i'm going to fucking murder you"

poopa stinka by kirsjames May 30, 2021

Poopwagon 

A device to keep poop from smearing on the bottom of the toilet. It carries the poop along the toilet and down smoothly without leaving traces behind thus eliminating any evidence. The poopwagon is accomplished simply by placing a long strip of toilet paper in the water vertically before pooping.

I rode the poopwagon in the bathroom because I didn't want anyone at work to know it was me who had just pooped.

Poopwagon by Megan B August 21, 2007

Poopichaun

Poopichaun is a little leprechaun that visits you after a night of drinking/smoking and eating shitty food...generally after you pass out he hops up on your chin, drops trow..and defecates in your mouth. He is responsible for that God awful taste in your mouth and your stank breath after a night of buffoonery..

wow..your breath is awful...poopichaun must have visited you last night.

Poopichaun by Poopichaun March 24, 2009

poopdawg

A close friend, bro, or hetero life-mate who is always down for chilling, relaxing, drinking brews or chillaxing.

A term of utmost endearment between two people, just short of being completely gay for one another.

Man, I'd take a bullet for you, Justin. You're my one true poopdawg and nothing could end our friendship.

poopdawg by BrobiWanKenobi July 9, 2009

poopsclusive 

To do something exclusively on the toilet.

Matt played through Pokemon Red poopsclusively.

poopsclusive by the_flying_dutchman August 20, 2013

poopanion 

A friend who keeps you company in the bathroom while you're doing a poo.

"hey G, I need to go toilet, wanna be my poopanion?"

poopanion by Poopinator October 6, 2013