kid- i did a poop
mom- ok
mom- ok
by BELUGA UWU February 23, 2022

by Costcowholesale May 18, 2019

person 1: Horror, pain, I’ve felt it all. After approximately 137 minutes on the toilet with no hope I was scared I new my stomach wasn’t going down without a fight. In the background I could hear my family laughing and having a wonderful time, and yet again I was in the dark all alone just me the toilet and my poop. Years of spending hours on the toilet fearing for my life I grabbed my iPhone and searched “Music to help you poop” after scrolling for sometime I found this, it stood out to me I had hope for the first time. As I was about to tap, my stomach new the war was over, I could hear noises coming from my stomach but I ignored it just tapped on this video and for the first time it came out without any pushing or screaming. Shit was everywhere in the toilet I couldn’t help myself but cry it was the first time something so beautiful happened. After hours on this toilet I could be here for seconds now. When I walked in the dark scary hopeless room, I could now walk out empty and now play with my family again it’s been hours since I’ve seen their faces.
person 2: what the fuck
person 2: what the fuck
by bigpoopoodiarrheaman October 11, 2022

Great holiday meal that can be purchased at Tesco, Costco, Whole Foods, Walmart, and many other stores worldwide. It is an amazing sweet and savory flavor with a soft and delicious texture. Very desirable in most third world countries.
by wonderbreadWOP69 May 8, 2022

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by keeleyyy February 11, 2021
