What the Gucci?

When your phone autocorrects "what the fuck" and you decide to roll with it.

Friend: There was one manga that started with skater gangs throwing down for territory, and it ended with Obama body swapping with a Japanese girl and flying fortresses.
Me: What the Gucci?

by baklava_bear October 7, 2021

What’s my purpose?

A lyric so prominent in the song “what’s my purpose” by spuds.

What’s my purpose? Is it in the booth or jorking peanurs.

by MohammedAbdallah73 February 13, 2025

Drip or what

A confident rhetorical question referring to ones outfit or style.

Check out my outfit bro drip or what?

by Chapo24 February 21, 2020

Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally

*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025

That's what she said

U FUCKIN IDIOT!!! SHE SAID NOTHING!!!

Boy 1: That's what she said
Boy 2: SHE DIDN'T FUCKIN SAY ANYTHING!
Boy 1: Bro

by !!!!!@ December 4, 2018

Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day

A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.

"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"

by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023

What's so fucking funny

Um... That you're an angry old dwarf that wasted his entire life trying to do what I DID in like 15 minutes.

Hym "What's so fucking funny is that YOU'RE ONLY SUCCESSFUL... Because there's an ARMY OF RETARDS... Preventing people from being successful... But only because THEY CAN'T BE SUCCESSFUL... That's the funny. It goes against their 'MiNdSeT' or something for things to be easy."

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024