Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.

Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

by eda-skip November 24, 2021

Irish Jack

A person who always exits prematurely.

Did he last long? No he Irish Jacked all over my shirt.

by sooosalty January 29, 2017

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

literally a fucking recommend character in bfb

i recommend for jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

by arandomdudelol September 7, 2023

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

that jack jones

That one lad who lives in Runcorn who everyone knows for some reason

Oh My God ITS THAT JACK JONESSSSS

by Does my name really matter March 20, 2017

cathy-jack

To masturbate with a catheter inserted into ones genitals.

Generally used in a hospital setting.

Nurse could you please not disturb me for the next fifteen minutes while I have a quick Cathy-Jack?

Boy did that Cathy-Jack burn, but it was so worth it!

by Gandora March 8, 2017