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National Aimsey Day

A holiday made for AimseyTV in spite of National Ranboo Day celebrated the 27th of every month.
Person A: hey wanna hangout

Person B: I can't it's National Aimsey day
by o_Orbit_o February 17, 2022
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Modern Day Hippie

a person knowledgable of the 60's and 70's and shares those values today. This person can take part in being a vegitarian or vegan, listening to music that envolves struggle or uplifting rhythms in times of struggle, respecting all creatures in whatever religion, believing in rastafarian religion, standing up for what's right, and always keeping the peace.
Dude, you're like a modern day hippie or something.
by ModernDayHippie#1 June 11, 2010
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Max Yakubovich Day

An annual event where high school students gather to celebrate the gift of having Max Yakubovich present at a swim meet. An event worthy of fans dressing up and painting themselves while opponents cringe with fear.
"Why are you wearing a shirt with Max's name on it?"
"BECAUSE IT'S MAX YAKUBOVICH DAY!"
by Juwu8 June 3, 2012
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blowjob and sandwich day

day before valentines day (February 13th)in which the female of the relationship provides oral pleasure to the mate. A sandwich of the mates choice is also required to be made either directly after or prior to said oral satisfaction so the mate may enjoy the both at one time.Blow job and a sandwich day is celebrated in the hopes of a decent valentines day for the female partner.
I cant believe you bought sheila that necklace for valentines day, wow that must have been the best blowjob and sandwich day ever!
by Jeffe Patrone October 3, 2007
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National Fortnite Day

The day in which Fortnite is the only game anyone can play for 24 hours and if any other games are played within these 24 hours, your balls will be run over by a monster truck.
National Fortnite Day is the coolest day of the year because Fortnite is my favorite game!
by MuffinFarts February 3, 2019
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National Rape Day

A day where rape is acceptable (it is never acceptable, if you rape sombody, rot in hell!). This day was made by men who think rape is funny and not something that is harmful. They also think harrasment, pedophilia, sexual harrasment, and much more is acceptable. Rape is a horrible thing. Stay safe ladies and all those who identify as female. It is said to be April 24th, so be extra careful. Try to have an item to protect yourself with at all times; taser, pepper spray, knife (if legal), brass knuckles or knuckle knives. A pen is also somewhat effective. Your elbow is a very strong bone. Stay safe y'all.
Someone identified as male: *whistles or tries to touch identified female*
Someone identified as female: leave me alone
Someone identified as male: chill shawty, its national rape day *says slurs of any sort*
Someone identified as female: that's not a real thing, leave me the fuck alone
Someone identified as male: *tries to get substantially closer*
Someone identified as female: *staps (with self defense object), jabs male in face with elbow or kick in crotch area, anything and runs*

remember, you are valid, you are not an object, stay safe. or at lease know how to use your elbow bone to jab. also you can keep a pen in your posession to stap with.
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Hacky Sack Day

The first sunday of the month shall be devoted to hacky sack.
April 3, 2005

It begins
by Jeremy March 28, 2005
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