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fish fuck

When a male transvestite hooker poses as a woman & gives a customer a blow job. The customer then requests sex, thus resulting in the customer fucking between the hooker's testicles, thinking he's pounding the vag.
Transvestite: He asked to have sex, so it led to him fish fucking me. Jokes on him!
by Anesthesia Beaverhousen July 30, 2010
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Midas Fuck

Similar to the Midas Touch

The Midas Fuck is when the group sex fiend fucks any new female that comes around making them totally undesirable for anyone else to pursue due to the fear of super aids or the knowledge that the tramp has already had sex with someone who has sexual connections with 80% of the western hemisphere.
“Wow, Sarah is so hot, I should see if she wants to go see a movie or something
“No way man, Ryan gave her the Midas Fuck last week, she is a lost cause
“Oh god, remember guys, it’s a 15 foot minimum, any closer and you could get the super aids. I’ll go plastic wrap the couch again”
by Crazy Ivan June 15, 2005
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tit fuck

A little lubricant is needed in order to practice this sex act.

Saliva, KY, vaseline or any scented, edible lubricant.
Tyrone got so carried away in his titfuck of Takesia that he shot off in her face.
by Richard Black March 30, 2005
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titty fuck

When a guy sticks his cock between some whore's tits and fucks the hell out of them until he cums all over her face/neck/chest.
Girls don't get much pleasure when they get titty fucked.
by Christina Harding May 15, 2004
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Fuck Faces

The faces you make while fucking, aka sex.
Exchanging fuck faces- snoop dogg
by BBBTsl. December 16, 2008
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shit fuck

copulation, usually between two males, involving the presence of feces in one or both partner's butts. a form of scat play.
I shit fucked that dude last night and got his crap all over me.
by dumpwatcher February 3, 2010
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Fucking Tuesday

1) The day where you release all your pent up angers
2) used when making fun of emergency door
3) the word FUCK must be used as much as possible on tuesday
by steven lebarron February 29, 2008
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