Shit shifting

When you have to take a shit so bad you shift around to a position where it doesn’t feel like shit is going to pool out of you unintentionally

Chris: “I HAVE TO POO SO BAD ITS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW”

Also Chris: “oh wait. If I shit shift real fast I’m in a better position. I now don’t feel like I’m about to dookie my pants :)”

“Man shit shifting is such a gift”

by Nukemars April 8, 2023

suprise shit

A suprise shit is when you are doing something that isn't defacating(shitting) and suddenly have the urge to rain down heavenly fury upon the nearest toilet. Every so often it is just a fart. However, i would advise you to take no chances. See also shitting your pants

"Hey mike, what's up?"
"I thought i had to fart yesterday while having sex with my girl, bit it was actually a suprise shit..."
"... You can crash at my place for awhile."

by Bet you didn't see that cummin August 26, 2017

Joe shit

Something incredibly stupid and unbelievable, usually a false story. Not to be confused with hoe shit.

Dude 1: my tire fell of my car so I was late to work.

Dude 2: man that's some Joe shit.

by BrosephtheDUDE December 15, 2014

Shit's Tits

"Knees" is to "Bee's" as "Tits" is to "Shit's"

On a hot summer day, Hi-C is the Shit's Tits.

by iamthejmsnyder May 22, 2014

shit-smelling

One who likes to smell t3h shit.

Honey, that shit-smelling creep is at our dumpster again! I'm calling the cops!

by Esa4 September 12, 2019

Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.
" God damn Private Knowles, you F*@#$%# shit pump"

Close your computer you Shit Pump

by Cpl Pump May 20, 2022

Screendoor shit

Watery and would not be stopped by the wire.

I took a screendoor shit this morning.

by Bridog57 May 12, 2016